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A couple of friends have recently broken up with their boyfs. One break-up was so out of the blue that I don’t know who was more shocked: my friend or me. Another friend, Luisa, came round for dinner (dried pasta … Read more →

After the RCA Graduate Fashion Show, Kate, Natasha, Monique and I headed to Yashin Sushi for lunch. Once we’d decided on some omakase, the girls asked how my moving* plans were going.

‘Hot Danish has put me in touch with … Read more →

There are two main reasons people move in life: work and love. Hot Danish may have to go back to Copenhagen with his company, which means I will be joining him. We discussed it over a Feng Sushi takeaway and … Read more →

Hot Danish and I had two big fall-outs in a week. The first was on Friday: he arrived late for dinner at The Cadogan Hotel Restaurant; he was on his phone while we ordered and then accidentally knocked wine … Read more →

I caught up with Liz and Natasha over a few watermelon martinis at Eclipse recently. I admitted how appallingly I’d behaved with Hot Danish because he had to take work home with him at the weekend – my excuse is … Read more →

The morning after the WLG moving-in party I wound up a doctor friend that her and her lawyer boyf’s antics for Just Dance 3 Autodance had been posted on YouTube. She was too gracious to refer to it immediately when … Read more →

When I first met Hot Danish I was annoyed that the ex had furnished his flat.

She’d clearly found out that I’d moved in with him… She called HD’s office four times; she emailed him a list of the things … Read more →

‘It’s £10,’ the girl snapped at me from behind her lectern at the top of the stairs at Floridita.
‘I’m on the guest list,’ I replied. The girl rolled her eyes.

There have been numerous times when Hot Danish and … Read more →

‘What shall I wear?’ Hot Danish asked. We were getting ready to visit my family on the Easter Monday. I had prepared him: he might be offered a spliff before a cup of tea by my mum; my nine-year-old nephew … Read more →

‘Have you sacked the cleaner yet?’ one of Hot Danish’s colleagues asked when he told him that the girlfriend was moving in (I’m pretty sure the same guy asked if I had a webcam when HD said what I did … Read more →