BLANDY; Theatre 503; 16th October 2025; from £15
It’s 1746, and Mary is desperately and dangerously single. Shunned for her smallpox scars, facing pressure from her dad and disdain from local suitors, Mary meets the charming Will Cranstou, and her heart slips.
BLANDY recasts the true story of one of the most sensationalised murders of the 18th century as a thrillingly modern duologue between an isolated woman and the men around her.
“Riotous, visceral and whip-smart” ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Binge Fringe
“BLANDY is extraordinary […] completely original” ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ EdFringeReview
“A script that stays as interesting as it does intense” ★ ★ ★ ★ Theatre Weekly
“Clever, funny and rather sexy” ★ ★ ★ ★ Broadway Baby
After an award-winning run at the Edinburgh Fringe, Lovelock Productions, formed by Coco Cottam and Lydia Free, returns to London with a striking debut production.
